Anthony Gregory

It started out one silly day;
The farmer said to the politician:
"There's so much water in the Colorado
(Too much for drinkin,' no use for fishin');
Can't we bring just a little down west?
We'll give you some of our pistachios;
We'll pass the buck to those Hollywood shmucks
Who wade in pools by their patios."

One of those Hollywood men that was blamed
had trouble with women in spite of his fame.

Strumpet. She treats a man just like a trumpet.
Or hits him bad just like a drum set.
She's musical in her abuse.

Whorish. She'll plead your sympathy will flourish.
You'll die to grant her just one more wish.
She's theatrical in her approach

Crossing a line he's out of his mind.
He brought it all on himself this time.
His passions are all pent up inside walls,
Confined to his mindless phone calls.

It started out one silly day.
The farmer said to the politician:
"There's so much water in the Colorado
Too much for drinkin' to use for fishin';
Can't we bring just a little down west?
We'll give you some of our pistachios.
We'll pass the buck to those Hollywood fucks
Who wade in pools then sit like fools on their patios."

Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios
Pistachios